This is the beginning of what will hopefully be a long, and wonderful relationship. It all got started when Sparky (the well known floating onion-head-host of www.VOice) decided to put his sidekick Spanky (the equally well known floating onion-head-co-host) up for sale to the highest bidder.

Happy (the barely known floating-happy-face-cliche'/mascot for !The Funny Bone) saved up all of his money, and even embezzled a sizable amount of cash from the internet mafia. (He figured that he was safe, having no arms or legs.)

Happy then bid all of this money (Eleventy-bagillion dollars) and all of his worldly possessions (a brand new roll of grade-A, Alabama chrome, duct tape) on Spanky, in hopes of winning himself the sidekick of his dreams. Happy just knew that Spanky would bring him better days, through her companionship, humour, wit, and charm.

When Sparky told Happy that he had won the bid, Happy was ecstatic! Little did Happy know, however, that Sparky was one of the main players in the internet mafia, and had not only devised a way to "take care of Happy" but had also gotten rid of an unwanted house guest in the process!

Tune in later, for another exciting episode of "As Happy's Stomach Churns!"