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The Frog From Hell The Boss

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PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE ANSWERING MACHINE

  • If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. 
  • If you are codependant, ask someone to press 2. 
  • If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. 
  • If you are paranoid delusional, We know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. 
  • If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a voice will tell you what to do. 
  • If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No One will answer.


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ANTI-STRESS KIT

  1. Place On Firm Surface 
  2. Follow Directions Provided in Circle 
  3. Repeat Until You Are Anti-Stressed... Or Become Unconscious

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STRESSED?

O.K. So we used a quickcam... Geez. Next you'll be expecting Java applets.

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Meetings:

Are you lonely?

Hate having to make decisions?

Rather talk about it than do it?

Want to pass the buck?

HOLD A MEETING!

    Sharpen your skills in meaningless verbal interaction.

    Learn to off-load decisions.

    Write volumes of meaningless rhetoric.

    Feel important.

    Impress your colleagues.

    Catch up on your sleep.

AND ALL ON COMPANY TIME!

Meetings: The practical alternative to work

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The Frog from hell on giving up

Don't
 

EVER
 

Give
 

Up!
 
 
 
 
 

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The Boss

Six munce ugo 

I cutnt Evn spel 
sooperviser 

an now I are one...
 
 
 
 

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