FAX
FUN
LINK
PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
ANSWERING MACHINE
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, press
1 repeatedly.
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If you are codependant, ask someone to
press 2.
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If you have multiple personalities, press
3, 4, 5, and 6.
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If you are paranoid delusional, We know
who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the
call.
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If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a voice will tell you what to do.
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If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't
matter which number you press. No One will answer.
ANTI-STRESS
KIT
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Place On Firm Surface
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Follow Directions Provided
in Circle
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Repeat Until You Are Anti-Stressed...
Or Become Unconscious
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STRESSED?
O.K. So we used a quickcam... Geez. Next
you'll be expecting Java applets.
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Meetings:
Are you lonely?
Hate having to make decisions?
Rather talk about it
than do it?
Want to pass the buck?
HOLD A MEETING!
AND ALL ON COMPANY
TIME!
Meetings: The practical
alternative to work
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The
Frog from hell on giving up
Don't
EVER
Give
Up!
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The
Boss
Six munce ugo
I cutnt Evn spel
sooperviser
an now I are one...
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