!The Funny Bone

New LESS Crunchy Formula!
The previous version was too crunchy for the toothless, so we softened it up, yet it still stays crispy even in milk!

*Recommended by Fred!
*(That Stubborn Fifth Dentist!)

Not having a "nice day?" Then you're in the right place... unless you were having a nice day until you got here, in which case you... aww forget it.

Who says

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.people can't be wrong?

Send/Pickup A FREE Virtual Thingamabob!
Have an enemy or relative and you want to let them know just how you feel about them? Email them (or someone you love) something rude, obnoxious, crass, and yet, strangely touching. It's Quick, It's Easy, and It's FREE!

Lots of Kewl Games!
Are you a "Friend" of !The Funny Bone? You will be if you play one of the kewl games here, register to win the cash. ('cause then you'll make us fifty cents) If everybody did that, we could actually keep this site on the net AND eat!

Virtual Coin Flipper
No change in your pocket? What better way to settle a dispute than through the old fashioned tried and true method.

The Bone's Singles Connection (Whoops, wrong picture)
Meet available singles with a sense of humor, In YOUR town! Or, if you have your own website, you can set up your own singles connection Here (make some cash!)

Behind The Scenes with Dom
Yes, it's hard to believe that !TheFunnyBone is NOT the only funny humor page out there. Join Dom as he travels to far off web sites & attempts to harass the webmasters with his Tinker-Toy microphone. Betcha won't see THIS on COPS!!

Our Free E-magazine <--OVER-PRICED!
It's free, it's funny, and it's sent out irregularly whenever we get our butts up and send one out. Did I mention that it was free?
Hey LOOK! More Free Stuff Here!

Slower Traffic Keep Right! <--OLD!
Hate slow drivers? We do too! Join the campaign to wipe slowpokes from the face of the roads! The official "cause" of the 2001 Olympics.

Worthwhile Causes We Support
Who'da thunked it?

Columns - Original Humor By Rob Wedding!
We suckered a real published columnist into letting us shoot an apple off his head... and he STILL sends us columns too! What a guy!

Ignore this part!
We really don't have anything to put here, but we thought the page would look funny if we just left it out. The last thing we want to do around here is look funny.

Not sayin' you're stoopid...
But hopefully you haven't missed all the fun stuff there is to do here! Look over, under the chicken for Jokes, Wav Files, Top Ten lists, etc.. Or click on the link above for a helpful map!

SenslessHype!
This site was awarded as the kewlest, hippest, funniest, most awesome site on the net! (Of course... we didn't let anybody else vote on it, but we see that as a minor technicality) Actually, there were other people who said we were "almost funny." Click on the trophy and see for yourself!

Not so New! Funnybone Stuff.
Exclusive kewl designs such as our hilarious famous brand name spoof "Tommy Middlefinger" and other nifty items for you to get your paws on.

We are NO LONGER
Y2K Compliant

What's New

Loads o' Jokes! *

The Joke Board

Top Ten Lists

Wav Files

Cartoons

Interviews*

The Bathroom

Fax Fun

5 Star Boners

Our Chat Room

Java Games!

Advertising Info

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Bookmarking this site is futile... If we find out you know where it is, we'll just move it.

Happy has taken up bowling!

Gutterball!

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