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Barbara Walters Interviews an Indian chief

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Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

After a tour of a reservation they were on, she asked why the difference in the number of feathers in the headress. She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headress. His reply was "Me have only 1 squaw; Me have only 1 feather."

She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had 4 feathers in his headress. He replied "Ugh, Me have 4 feathers, because me sleep with 4 squaws."

Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief.

Now the Chief had a headress full of feathers which needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "why do you have so many feathers in your headress?" The chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief; Me Fuck-Em all: Big, Small, Fat, Tall; Me Fuck-Em all."

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated: "You ought to be hung!" the Chief replied "You damned right, me hung! Big like buffalo, long like snake."

Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile . . ."The chief replied, "Hoss-style, Dog-style, Wolf-style, Any-style; Me Fuck-Em all!"

Tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear!" The chief said, "No deer ... Me no fuck deer. Asshole too high and fuckers run too fast. No deer.

Thanks to Sheleg

Submitted: Sun Oct 12 21:05:26 1997
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