10) Bowling balls will bounce when dropped out of a ten story dorm window.

9) In reference to #10, know where the dorm/floor advisor lives on the first floor cause the bounce may not be straight up.

8) Rewiring the elevator buttons so that the 5 takes you to 3 and 3 takes you to 7 etc... is not popular with most students.

7) Farting in the cafeteria line as a way to critique the food is not politically correct.

6) Putting bottle rockets in the air vents will wake up and eventually evacuate the entire dorm floor.

5) Finishing any essay with the phrase "Bite Me" will not help you pass the course.

4) Putting Nair in a shampoo bottle in the community bathroom will not help you make friends.

3) Dropping your roommate's classes for him will only get you the beating of your life after Day 1

2) Citing the movie "ET" as the basis for any Astronomy paper is not acceptable.

1) If you get drunk, don't ever strip in public. If you strip, don't climb any statues on campus. If you climb, don't pose for pictures in the campus paper. If the picture gets published, drop out.....

Thanks to BPatt