10)Personal Loan from a B.Dole cited as revenue to balance the budget.

9)More 2 for $2 dollar specials at all fast food restaurants with golden arches.

8)For every "Uhh" or "You Know" uttered by a pro athlete in an interview, $500 will go to the Dept. of Education.

7)If you are sued by an ex-employee, liason or a P.Jones from Arkansas, you don't have to pay taxes until 1999.

6)No tax on any alcohol purchased by a Kennedy wearing pants.

5)Research money delegated to find A.Gore a personality by the year 2000.

4)100 Million Dollar Special Penalty Tax for any network that gives Pauly Shore a TV show-EVER!

3)$500 Tax Refund Checks for every family to be delivered by UPS.

2)Luxury Tax on Monopoly Board will now be collected by the IRS and not some sympathetic friend or family member.