The Top 10 Signs That You Have A Gambling Problem


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10)Most people say "Super Size"; you tell the kid behind the counter: "Hit Me".

9)You put coins in parking meters hoping for "The Big Payoff".

8)You videotape Lottery Number announcements.

7)You give odds as to when you'll mow the yard.

6)You spend more on doggie treats for "your friends at the track" than you do groceries.

5)You have actually bet on weather forecasts.

4)During Sex, when you reach orgasm you scream "21!!"

3)You blow on and then shake the keys before giving them to someone.

2)You get your paycheck each week in chips.

1)You admit to gambling on the outcome of "Rock Em/Sock Em Robot" matches.

Thanks to BPatt

Submitted: Wed Oct 22 15:02:32 1997

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