The Top 10 Ways To Make The World Series More Exciting

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10) Hooters girls used as umpires.

9) Everyone gets the same amount of beer that Harry Caray does.

8) You make an error, you forfeit your protective cup.

7) Pitcher gives up a home run...entire bench gets to dog pile him.

6) Baseball bats are hollowed out and filled with whipped cream.

5) When organist plays that "Charge" music, the whole stadium breaks onto the field.

4) Land mines randomly placed in the outfield.

3) Person who decides to start "The Wave" is attacked and thrown off the top deck of the stadium.

2) Bases are triggered with coiled springs that go off randomly upon impact.

1) The 7th Inning Stretch..sponsored by "The Women of Baywatch."

Thanks to BPatt

Submitted: Sun Oct 26 16:16:58 1997