10) That Allen Greenspan...he's a partier!

9) Videotape this party?..no more damn videotapes!

8) None of the Gore daughters are here..damn!

7) Oh, Bill..another country to run..you shouldn't have.

6) "Psst, Hey Bill, check out the half century old woman on the stage. She's a looker."

5) "Psst, Hey Al, check out the quarter century old woman over there...she's staying in the Lincoln Bedroom!"

4) The Line Item Veto does not apply to Hillary's latest hairstyle.

3) The Constitution does NOT say that the First Lady can't run after the President has served his two terms.

2) Did you hear that story about JFK and the hookers....hey, where's BIll???