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The Top 10 Things I, BPatt Shouldn't Have Done This Weekend


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10) See how many nose hairs I can pull out without wincing.

9) Replaced all the carpet in the house with Astroturf.

8) Eaten every can of soup in the house straight from the can.

7) Taught the dog how to funnel a beer.

6) Thrown a whole package of lit cherry bomb's into the neighbor's pool.

5) Placed a XXX tape in the Wizard of Oz box and returned the tape.

4) Shouldn't have forgotten to cancel the video rental membership before doing # 5

3) Launched tomatoes at surrounding houses using a leaf blower.

2) Tied the cats to the ceiling fan in the baby's room to create a "living mobile."

1) I'm not really sure...but everytime the phone rings, the dog barks and then hides in the clothes hamper.

Thanks to BPatt

Submitted: Sat Nov 1 19:08:50 1997

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