The Top 10 Things That Would Happen or Be Said if Sex Was Sold In A Grocery Store

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10) Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping coupons.

9) Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls."

8) If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8

7) There's gonna be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on Aisle 10.

6) Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning.

5) Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating."

4) Same with "Buy One, Get One Free."

3) No one wants to win the One Millionth Shopper award.

2) Paper or Plastic or Rubber?

1) Some men would still be in the Express Lane

Thanks to Russell for the topic and BPatt for the list

Submitted: Sat Nov 1 20:01:55 1997