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10) "That Jolt Cola was a damn fine product."

9) "If I have one more cup of that General Foods International Coffee, I'll just puke."

8) "Now THAT'S a rash!!"

7) "He wasn't picking your pocket sir...he was just trying to be friendly."

6) "I really, really, reallly don't wanna hear your opinion on which Olsen Twin is cuter...now get away you perv!"

5) "Wow..ain't technology great. I never knew you could get a virtual lapdance."

4) "I'd buy The Funny Bone if I wasn't up to my neck with running Microsoft."

3) "Where is that onion smell coming from?"

2) "Don't worry sugar....I can have an Arkansas state trooper escort you to a private chat room or we can get a room at Ye Olde Offramp Motel...your choosing."