10) Start the Wave.

9) Pretend to be Siskel of "Siskel and Ebert" and make people to move out of their seats so you can better review the movie.

8) Watch any "Ernest" movie in its entirety...shouting the whole time "That boy is dang funny!"

7) Hold a Junior Mints Spitting For Distance Contest

6) Roll eggs from the back row and see if you can have one make it all the way down...unbroken!

5) When the movie screen shows you where the emergency exits are...run screaming down the aisle "Ain't no way in hell I am going to be last this time!"

4) Shout "WHOOP, THERE HE IS" everytime the killer is on screen.

3) Buy a box of Whoppers, sit down, eat some and then read the calorie count on the side of the box as if it was the most EARTH SHATTERING piece of news you have ever heard.

2) Place a tape player under a seat in the back row....play the tape you made of you and your ex-girlfriend having sex....on about 10.