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10) Going back to "her place" involves a jail cell.

9) Her favorite fantasy involves Ellen, Ellen's lover and her. Notice how you're not included......

8) You've never seen a chastity body suit before.

7) She constantly tugs at her dress before telling you "that the dress is just making her penis uncomfortable."

6) She gives you her phone number... to pass to the guy at the next table.

5) She drinks whiskey straight from the bottle...with a straw.

4) She opens the door...and says "Lets just be friends" and then shuts it very quickly.

3) Says that she's part of the Witness Protection program and that her old name was "Lorena B"

2) Her video at the video tape dating service appears to involves several male friends and very little clothing.