The Top 10 Little Known Uses For Velcro

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10) Allows you to stalk someone really, really close!

9) How the heck do you think Spiderman walks on those dang walls?

8) It keeps those pipsqueak jockeys on those horses no matter what!

7) He doesn't know it but it helps Grandad's garbage sack pretending to be a diaper stay on really well.

6) Artwork won't be taken down off the fridge so quietly.

5) How else do those airplanes land on those aircraft carriers so fast?!?

4) It helps the careless window washer stay alive.

3) When you're burying someone alive, it'll keep the coffin sealed really tight.

2) The paramedics won't tell you this but its how they keep body parts attached.

1) With just one slap on the wall, it makes the cats stay put when you open the door.

Thanks to Fiona for the Topic and BPatt for the list

Submitted: Fri Nov 14 21:28:42 1997