10) Village people action figuerines.

9) KD Lang Box Set.

8) Ken's Dream House with Fully Functioning Closet.

7) Rupaul's new book: The Secret of Tucking

6) A nice girl to go out with(submitted by a mom in denial)

5) The Ellen kicking open the closet door episode.

4) Hammy, the suddenly frightened hamster.

3) Membership in Big Gay Todd's Prison Dating Service

2) Socks and underwear from Grandma(every kid, gay or straight gets this!)