10) Geez, what died in here?

9) He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

8) Nice service...where's the keg?

7) When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!!

6) He hasn't been this hard since our wedding night.

5) Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind.

4) Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on.

3) Sure, I understand wanting to bury him just like you found him and auto-erotic asphyxiation is an awful way to go but PLEASE put some clothes on the man!

2) You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs.