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10) Strangers are coming up to you asking "How the heck do you live with the pain?"

9) The neighbors have called authorities twice about the odor.

8) Rabid dogs look at the way that you foam at the mouth and they run away in fear.

7) You go to do #1 and it falls off.

6) 4 out of 5 people at work come up to you and tell you that ankles are not supposed to go that way.

5) You sneeze and all your hair falls out.

4) You took some non-prescription/off the street medicine and have magically grown a 6th finger.

3) Things that are supposed to be on the inside are currently on the outside or in your fridge.

2) That little burning sensation you get when you go every morning has melted the toilet in less than 30 seconds.