The Top 10 Weathermen Pick-up Lines

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10) "I bet I can increase your dew point!"

9) "You've heard of high pressure..how about thigh pressure?"

8) "You know that during a tornado warning that the safest place to be is in my bed."

7) "It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later."

6) "Trust me, hang with me and I'll name a hurricane after you."

5) "I bet my presence is making it wet in your area."

4) "That wasn't my hand..it was my El Nino."

3) "You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning...guess how I measured it?!"

2) "I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!"

1) "Leave with me and I'll close your school tomorrow!"

Thanks to John for the topic and BPatt for the list

Submitted: Sat Dec 6 22:45:23 1997