10) Don't go up to your boss and make the comparison of him with Santa b/c he's fat,jolly and only works one day out of the year.

9) Don't ask the temporary worker if she wants an entry level position in the janitor's closet.

8) Don't put your boss in a sleeper hold just to bargain for a better salary.

7) Don't put a bow around the secretary's chest and then ask if you can unwrap her presents.

6) Don't offer anyone a hit from your Egg-Nog funnel.

5) Don't call your best client and tell him how much you fudged his books by just so you could throw this party in the first place.

4) Don't sing "She Works Hard For The Money" and then urinate in the punch bowl.

3) Don't chase the secretary around with mistletoe and an eggbeater.

2) Don't ask any female if you can play Pin the tail on the Hooters.