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10) Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of fateful pitch....

9) Will the pitcher who just threw that please report to the bus in the parking lot for Minor League reassignment.

8) Oh, Me Love You Long Time

7) He hit that harder than he hits his spouse.

6) Yank Me, Spank Me, No Need to Thank Me

5) There's A Blow Job if I have ever seen one(Wind-aided home run)

4) That pitch was so hung that the pitcher's name must be John Holmes.

3) Touch Em All and Kiss the Ball Girl while you're at it.

2) Why don't you practice your new job assignment and ask the batter if he wants fries with that pitch next time