10) Instead of a lump of coal in your stocking, its something warm and gooey and not Flubber!

9) Drive by Caroling.

8) One of the mall Santa's elves looks very similar to Parole Officer Brown.

7) Christmas Stockings now replaced by Trojan condoms.

6) The Twelve Days of Christmas...sung by Hanson!

5) Due to downsizing, there are ton more elves on the street begging for change.

4) Guys in the singles bars are wearing that mistletoe beltbuckle again.

3) The Who's Been Naughty List is now being determined by the Mafia.

2) Its now called Alternative Lifestyle Cake.