10) Budweiser beer with the born on dating expired!

9) Pizza that has found a way to talk.

8) Anything where you use the word "remains" to describe it.

7) Ranch dressing and Elmer's glue in the exact same yet separate containers.

6) Bearded butter.

5) Green carrots.

4) Not trying to discriminate against vampires or anything but a big ol vat of blood is something I don't wanna find.

3) Something that John Bobbit lost.

2) A home cooked meal....from 1991.