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The Top 10 Funny Bone New Year's Resolutions


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10) Be very cautious of those New Year's Eve parties that start in one state(Maine) and you wake up in another(Florida).

9) We will no longer do a shot for each completed number on a Top 10 list that we're composing.

8) Its OK to support Animal's Rights but we will no longer carry that anthemm by trying to free the animals at the local zoo.

7) On any flight that we take, we will not ring the stewardess button just to get her phone number.

6) We vow not to watch "Jenny" on NBC just in hopes to see some portion of her Playboy pictorial.

5) From now on, any party that we attend that requires a signed waiver before we can go, we will now READ the waiver!

4) Balance our checkbook....on our nose.

3) From now on, we will try and increase our patience in dealing with others. In other words, we want to gain wait.

2) From now on, stupid puns that come out as a result of too many jello shots will NOT be placed in these lists.

1) Pay the TOP 10 boy!!

Thanks to BPatt for the list

Submitted: Mon Jan 5 9:46:16 1998

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