The Top 10 Signs You're At a GREAT New Year's Party

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10) You've had so much to drink you try and flush the sink.

9) You take up skeet shooting with your Dad's Grand Funk Railroad and Bread Albums.

8) It starts in Conneticut;You wake up in Florida.

7) Reindeer Tipping.

6) The 3AM Bank Robbery is pulled off without a hitch.

5) When the Ball drops in Times Square, so does everyone's pants!!

4) Dick Clark attends your party and tapes that Rockin' New Year's Eve crap.

3) Due to a Kennedy Skiing Accident, more bimbos for everyone.

2) The idiot who wants to make snow angels while naked is overruled and soundly beaten.

1) The Swedish Bikini Team stops by for several games of Strip Twister!!!

Thanks to BPatt for the list

Submitted: Wed Jan 14 21:36:53 1998