The Top 10 Ways To Piss Off Flight Attendants

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10) Try to stuff your little brother in one of the overhead luggage compartments.

9) Ask them if the Mile High Club is taking applications on this flight.

8) Walk on wearing a neck brace and bitching about how bad the last flight was.

7) Ask them if goose is on the menu, pinch them and say "It is now!"

6) Strip to your underwear and explain that is the only way you can fly comfortably.

5) Ring their button just to guess their bra size.

4) Follow behind them, passing out your own snacks.

3) Ask them if they would take down the No Smoking Sign and place a No Farting Sign instead.

2) Doing those "Here are the emergency exits" instructions, stand up and do the Macarena.

1) Tell them you're a major director and ask them to audition in the back of the plane for "Turbulence 2."

Thanks to BPatt for the list

Submitted: Wed Jan 14 21:43:14 1998