The Top 10 Reasons You Should Not Go To Your High School Reunion

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The Top 10 Reasons You Should Not Go To Your High School Reunion

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10) You still have some nasty unpaid library fines.

9) Remember that dorky guy with glasses who sat up front that you made fun of?...He owns Microsoft

8) Its being catered by Doris and the gals from the cafeteria.

7) You're petrified by that mandatory Algebra exam between dinner and dessert.

6) You can't bring weapons.

5) Your prom date is STILL looking for you.

4) The other person in your class was a real dork.

3) You don't like most of the people and you damn sure don't wanna see them dancing to some crap like "Venus".

2) You don't wanna people that you married the girl voted Most Likely To Fester.

1) You don't wanna have someone come up to you with a child and say "Honey, why don't you spend the next 10 years with your real father!!"

Thanks to Deb for the Topic and BPatt for the list

Submitted: Wed Jan 14 22:07:43 1998