The Top 10 Signs You're At A Bad Motel

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10) The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.

9) The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.

8) The "magic fingers vibration" is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic.

7) Hookers come up to you and ask if you're the new pimp in town.

6) The pictures are not placed for decoration but to cover up recent bullet holes.

5) You have to wait until the guy next door is done with the towel so you can use it.

4) There's a chalk outline in the bed when you pull back the covers.

3) The desk clerk has to move the body in order to get some ice for you.

2) The Spectravision Movie service shows only Pamela Anderson Lee Videos...such as BARB WIRE!

1) The wake up call comes courtesy of police helicopter.

Thanks to Nancy for the topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Wed Jan 21 22:33:45 1998