10) "We now know TWO things they're bad at."

9) "Can we leave now and catch part of Mr Magoo?"

8) "What?!?..No lesbian love scenes?"

7) "Isn't that Siskel over there throwing up in his popcorn box?"

6) "These broads couldn't find talent in the damn dictionary."

5) "One more export like this and I say we bomb the shit out of Great Britain!"

4) "That usher over there...isn't that Vanilli?"

3) "You mean this ISN'T the music video for Coke or Pepsi that comes on BEFORE the movie?"

2) "You wanna know what I want, what I really, really want..A DAMN REFUND!!!"