Writer's note: Isn't it obvious...while all of the media is concerned about whether or not Monica Lewinsky used presidential kneepads while in the Oval Office, Bubba Clinton has been pursueing other non-intern related agenda items that would normally cause major media attention.

10) Secretly working with Jerry Springer on a talk show format for after he's out of office that will be "informative yet show a lot of hooters."

9) Trying to decide which likeness will be carved into Mount Rushmore.

8) Trying to time right moment to place whoopee cushion in Speaker Gingrich's chair.

7) He's been trying all those Gorditas that 'lil dog keeps selling on TV.

6) Still working on carrying the one when trying to balance the budget.

5) Been watching all those presidential movies such as Air Force One and Murder at 1600 to learn some really cool presidential moves.

4) Doing fundraising for new intern "hush" money program.

3) Teaching Buddy to do a stupid pet trick just to insure guest appearance on David Letterman.

2) Aerobicizing to Hanson.