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10) When the minister says that you may Kiss the Bride, that does not include a full body grope.

9) Ask for a second shot of communion wine from the chalice.

8) Arrange guests seating order based on the cost of the gift that they gave(No gifts can wait in the parking lot!).

7) Don't wear a mini-skirt wedding dress.

6) No matter how catchy the recessional music is, don't form a Conga line down the aisle on your way to the door.

5) Slap a dog collar on your spouse after they agree to that "Honor and Obey" line.

4) Don't start your honeymoon early by ducking into the minister's office.

3) Don't scoop up the rice being thrown at you for "all the hard times ahead."

2) Don't use the ring exchange as the perfect time to return the Maid of Honor's panties from the bachelor party from the night before.