Writer's note: With all of this being played out in the news, you loyal readers knew that a list like this was "coming"....

10) "Sticking to the President AND My Story."

9) "Going Down In History"

8) "Lost Love & Blown Opportunities"

7) "Gettin' Some With Bubba"

6) "What's The Deal With That DAMN Beret?"

5) "The Hummer of 1997"

4) "Four Scores and 7 Dresses Ago"

3) "From Here To Immunity"

2) "Me and My Big Mouth"