The Top 10 Signs You're Addicted To Professional Wrestling

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Writer's note: I watch wrestling but I also live in TN where it is a state citizenship requirement.

10) You insist that all of your employees add "Stone Cold" in front of their regular names.

9) You script out your lovemaking sessions with your spouse.

8) Slipping into something more comfortable involves a cape and a mask.

7) You hear the phrase "One Eyed Monster" and think of the character "Kane" and not something dirty.

6) You pat your wife on the butt and call her "My Little Luchador"

5) Midget wrestling has replaced Game Night on Fridays.

4) When you come home from work, you insist that your spouse play your entrance music as you walk into the house.

3) The only way you'll watch Ally McBeal on Monday nights is if that bitch shows up as the love interest of The Big Valbowski.

2) Upon leaving the bathroom, you advise others not to go in there unless "they want to smell what the Rock was cooking."

1) Before you actually spank your child, you stomp the floor.

Thanks to Rick for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Thu Feb 11 2:28:16 1999