!The Funny Bone's Top Ten Lists
Part 1

**Extra special thanks to Mark Peskin for the script to make this possible!**
The Top 10 Rejected Ad Slogans For Mastercard	Wed Oct 22 15:20:31 1997
The Top 10 Signs That You Have A Gambling Problem	Wed Oct 22 15:02:32 1997
The Top 10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line	Wed Oct 22 14:09:27 1997
The Top 10 Reasons Why Your Homepage is so Slow	Wed Oct 22 13:58:53 1997
The Top 10 Abuses Recently Revealed by the IRS	Tue Oct 21 15:48:34 1997
The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad Health Care Provider	Tue Oct 21 15:40:54 1997
The Top 10 Surprises in the Bi-Partisan Congressional Budget/Tax Act	Tue Oct 21 15:23:09 1997
The Top 10 Embarrasing Ways to Die	Tue Oct 21 14:34:33 1997
The Top 10 Categories Never Used on Jeopardy	Sun Oct 19 18:02:56 1997
The Top 10 Signs You Are About to Lose Your Job!	Sat Oct 18 19:10:32 1997
The Top 10 Signs You're at a Bad Halloween Party	Sat Oct 18 18:25:56 1997
Things you'll never hear one man say to another	Tue Sep 30 20:23:17 1997
Things you'll never hear one woman say to another	Tue Sep 30 20:20:43 1997
Little Known College Facts	Tue Sep 30 20:18:21 1997
Food Ideas Rejected By McDonalds	Tue Sep 30 20:15:41 1997
Recalled Christmas Toys	Tue Sep 30 20:10:09 1997
Sexually slanted lines from Return Of The Jedi	Tue Sep 30 20:06:55 1997
Sexually slanted lines from The Empire Strikes Back	Tue Sep 30 20:05:18 1997
Sexually slanted lines from Star Wars	Tue Sep 30 20:03:02 1997
Things You'll never hear a man say	Tue Sep 30 20:00:21 1997
Things You'll never hear a woman say	Tue Sep 30 19:57:37 1997

!The Funny Bone's Top Ten ListsPart 1