Send pleasant sick virtual flame!
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Just fill out the forms to complete the 6 steps. You can preview and correct it as often as you like.

STEP 1: Which Postcard would you like to send? Select the Radio Button on top of the picture thumbnail. You may only pick one picture per card. (Click on a card to view it full sized)

Virtual Recycled Condom!
Send Someone A Virtual Recycled Condom!

Virtual Sinus Infection!
Send Someone A Virtual Sinus Infection!

Virtual Wet Spot!
Send Someone A Virtual Wet Spot!

Virtual Cist!
Send Someone A Virtual Cist!

Frog in a Virtual Blender!
Send Someone A Frog In A Virtual Blender!

Frog in a Virtual Blender!
I'm going to squish your hamster.

STEP 2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both your's and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP 3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Using the two selector pulldowns below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!

TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

STEP 4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message.

Card Title
Your Message

STEP 5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:


  • Love, Snookums
  • Best Wishes, Fred
  • Bite Me!

STEP 6: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.




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